shoulderbeast 

To annoyingly watch over someone's shoulder while they are working on a computer. This activity is extremely distracting and is especially popular in the world of graphic design and advertising.

Dutch: pottekijker ("to watch someone's pot while cooking")
Brazilian Portuguese: papagaio de pirata ("to be a parrot on a pirate's shoulder")

I'm trying to work here, stop shoulderbeastin' me!

shoulderbeast by monkeycheese99 March 19, 2010

ShoulderBest

someone with amazing shoulders and an amazing personality

You are so ShoulderBest

Thank you so much

ShoulderBest by urfaveves22 January 29, 2023

Shoulderboating 

The act of a female taking her breasts and erotically rubbing them around a man's shoulder, somewhat in the manner you would if he was tit fucking her, but with his shoulder.

Guy1: Dude, last night my gf totally shoulderboated me! it was aweosme!
Guy2: wtf is Shoulderboating?
Guy1: oh it's when she rubs her tits on my shoulder
Guy2:....wtf?!

Shoulderboating by scarysnowman14 May 22, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008