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shossing 

Shossing, or shossin' comes from a combination of the words, shit, shower, and toss or tossing.
To be one who is a shosser, or guilty of shossing they must first have shat into their own hand whilst in the shower, and then tossed said feces into the toilet.
'remember that girl from the other night'
-"yeah, howd that go? you toss her salad?"
'yeah well the next morning she tried shossing for the first time, IN MY BATHROOM, that bitch missed the bowl and just climbed out my bathroom window.'
-"i hope it was solid."
shossing by joepus April 11, 2008
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The act of taking a wet shit in the toilet, plucking a pube off, and then covering it in the shit, then flossing your teeth with it.
Oi mate imma to shossing sometime
Shossing by Guypersonguy September 20, 2026
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Shissing 

When you have such bad diarrhea that it feels like your pissing out of your asshole; shitting piss.
Ugh, I was shissing yesterday because of the flu
Shissing by LeatherHunterman February 6, 2019

shoesing 

The act of choosing / putting on your shoes before exiting your household
Friend: yo man, you ready?
Me: one sec, I'm just shoesing
shoesing by BobbyShoe10 October 16, 2020

shissing 

To have a case of extreme diarrhea where the fecal matter is completely liquid. Like pissing out of your ass.
Dude don't eat that week old Taco Bell in the fridge or you'll be shissing for days.
shissing by Marzmellow March 21, 2008
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ShoShingo is the King of Infara.net.
ShoShingo by anon April 6, 2003

shissing 

A combination of shiting and pissing, you’d say it when something is really funny
Bro i’m shissing so hard
shissing by yourmomscousin April 24, 2020
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