Smartphobia 

The extreme fear of being without a smartphone, even if just for a moment.

Jack realized he may suffer from smartphobia when he slipped while tweeting in the shower.
Jack's tweet:
"Organic body butter FTW! Gonna smell so nice today. #whynot #lookatmenow."

Smartphobia by JimmyCreature September 25, 2014

smartphobe 

A person who has an irrational fear of smartphones.

Don't get him a Blackberry Bold, he's a total smartphobe.

smartphobe by GlenCallenderUFA March 26, 2009

Smurphobia 

The fear of becoming blue.

There are few diseases as rare as smurphobia.

Smurphobia by skyjuice December 30, 2008

sarphobia 

The fear of Sarah

Dude Al is such a pussy, he has Sarphobia after she hit him.

sarphobia by Rhinothealbino April 13, 2018

Shartaphobia 

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

Shartaphobia by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

Smartphoning 

Surfing the world wide web on your smart phone while pooping.

Updating your facebook status while sitting on the toilet versus reading a magazine or a newspaper is smartphoning.

Smartphoning by Shabdarider August 22, 2012

Smorephobia 

The fear of burning marshmallows

I was making s’mores and a burning marshmallow dropped on my leg burning me. The pain was of smorephobia is real

Smorephobia by Jimf155 August 9, 2018