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Worst fucking phone system out there. Piece of shit.
Wanna make a call well if it's Shortel to fuckin bad!
shortel by Ip Phone god January 15, 2014
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Shorter Wong 

A pure boi who didn't deserve all the pain and suffering.
That dude deserved better, he's a Shorter Wong.
Shorter Wong by Spooper March 12, 2019
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Shorter Wong 

An amazing human being. Would die for their friends, even if their friends are the ones who kill them. Protects their friends with their life. Really energetic, cute and caring. Would do anything to cheer you up. Fights with you for justice. Loves wearing glasses and has a bunch of piercings. Dyed their hair and cut it in a really cool way. Has a pink phone and red motorcycle. One of the sweetest and most adorable human beings, deserved better.
Shorter Wong: "I'm sorry, Ibe, but believe me when I say this: I'll die before I let them lay a finger on Eiji."
Shorter Wong by applepix December 8, 2020

shortlisted 

The shortlist is the set of job applicants that have passed the initial resume review process.

If you have been shortlisted, you (or simply your resume) will be submitted to the following step in the candidate selection process which is likely a personal/phone interview, a test, or further review by one or more staff with greater seniority.

Getting shortlisted is a good thing.
I got shortlisted by Thingamabob Widgets!
shortlisted by Frank H. January 24, 2008

Shoreline Mafia 

Shoreline Mafia is a group consisting of 4 rappers from L.A. The members are Fenix Flexin, Ohgeesy, Rob Vicious, and Master Kato. The group was created by Fenix and Ohgeesy after they met in 2012 while doing graffiti. While they did not initially have an interest in making music, Ohgeesy made a song that mentioned every person in his tagging group. Fenix later got on a track with him and the rest is history. Rob and Kato would end up joining the group later on.
Them Shoreline Mafia niggas are hard as fuck!

Person 1: Yo bro did you listen to the new shoreline album?
Person 2: Nigga I'm from LA of course I did you bum!!!
Shontel is a hard worker. She has a lot of energy and never fails to make someone happy. She has inspired other people to work hard and never give up. It might seem she is happy, but she can lie very good. You need to be able to approach her without annoying her and do not ask her the same question over and over again. It makes her mad. Trust me. She has had a lot of tough times. She gets hurt very easily. So be careful. She can be sarcastic but not to the point where she is rude. She will sit with other people, and laugh while your not there. But you can’t be hurt. Because she has a big heart and she never fails to make me happy. Be thankful that you have a Shontel in your life and if you don’t, that really sucks.
Example:

P1: Where’s shontel?

P2: She went to the bathroom, why?

P1: She had a tough time. I need to find her.
Goddess! Superior, 8th natural wonder of the world, creates the impossible, you'll either love her or hate her but you won't find another like her. Girl bearing, old soul. Loves the thrill of fast cars... and thinks boys are good toys!! Independent but like being doted on.. Hates doing dishes, loves silly white little dogs...
Shorell kicks arse!
Shorell by Astrologist Jack July 14, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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