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Short stack 

A short woman, typically around 4 feet tall, that's curvy and well endowed in the chest and ass regions. A curvy girl who only comes to mid chest height with Huge Tits and a Plump ass.
"Holy shit did you see that Short stack? Her tits are so big she could Titfuck me without having to bend over!"
Short stack by salsaPimp May 7, 2015

marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks 

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

short stack 

A short woman with an endowed chest region.
"Really, man? You can see her feet in her driver's license photo!"
"Yeah, but she's a short stack."
short stack by Tiggums October 16, 2008

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack 

Two women, 69 position, Motorboating each others boobs
69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack. Two women motorboating each other in the 69 position

Short Stack 

In the game of Poker, a player who has a small (or smallest) amount of chips at the table is said to be have the "Short Stack" or be "Short-Stacked."

You often see short-stacked players go all in if they have at least one overcard or any pocket pair.
Phil Hellmuth, after mucking his hand on tilt, found himself short stacked.
Short Stack by Giskard March 22, 2005

Short Stack 

an awesome Australian pop punk band formed in 2005. Band members include Shaun Diviney (lead vocals, guitar), Andrew Clemmensen (backing vocals, bass) and Bradie Webb (drums, keys). They are extremley epic, have awesome hair, and have an extrodinary musicalal talent. Just because most people are into techno and rap doesnt mean they suck. And theyre hot and have never been rude to their fans. and would be even awesomer if they came to my hometown. True vibers tbh.
Have you heard of Short Stacks new single, Sweet December? Its epic!
Short Stack by Lover to the bone December 19, 2009