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ShortayB 

A guy that pretends to be a girl real name Richie, but lives as a girl because he can not accept how small his willy is. Normally lives life as an Asian addicted to games such as habbo edating as nobody wants them. Can be seen sitting in casinos getting no bets as nobody trusts the he/she.
Did you hear that ShortayB lost his penis?
No silly it isn't lost he just can't find it so is pretending to be a chick!
ShortayB by l0l0l0l0l0l0l//gg March 29, 2011

shortways 

a quick and easy alternative to something that you thought would be effort
Roland - "Re-writing this essay is effffort"
Dylan - "Why don't you just photocopy it? that will be way easier"
Roland - "YES DYLAN! that's so shortways"
shortways by rolandiscool June 19, 2011

Shortgasm 

N. where a man ejaculates too fast, usually unsatisfying his partner, and ruining their sex life as they know it.
Girl: Aww man, he is so cute and has huge arms, but he still had a shortgasm.
Shortgasm by Prazzo July 20, 2009

real nice shortay 

A really hot sexy giel who has a kickin' body, hot face, nice ass, and lots of cleavage.

Someone tht when u see her ur member stands at attenion.
Tara Strogov is a real nice shortay
real nice shortay by Matt Fen April 26, 2004
Yo! Shortay, grab ma gun and suck ma dick!

Shortcayk 

severe mental retardation called JAMIE (Jack-Ass-Mental-Indeficiency-Effect)
sarah: hey shit head!
jamie: wut, yew tawkin tew meh?
sarah: Yea stupidass, you are a tard!
jamie: errrr yah! ima tard, har har.
sarah: laugh it up dick licker!
jamie: har har har!
Shortcayk by tin December 8, 2003