Shorken 

A made-up word to throw people off their game, an effective way to get into someone’s head. Ultimately used to confuse, disorient, and get a good laugh for yourself. It must be said quickly, as it sounds like it could be a word, but we know it isn’t.

You: “Hey man, did you ever find the shorken?” (Said really quickly)

Your friend/foe: “Did I..wh...uh?”

Shorken by Johaevin January 22, 2019

frook shoken 

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.

'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'

frook shoken by LowkeyARMY December 14, 2017

shirken 

The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.

Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"

Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"

shirken by Kwatter June 24, 2014

Shooken

When a Canadian wants their cocktail – not stirred… they want it shooken!!

"Shooken, not stirred" could be a great alternative to the catchphrase of Ian Fleming's fictional British Secret Service agent James Bond, and his preference for how he wished his martini prepared.

Shooken by Cdn_Kev July 8, 2014

Shooken

When you are completely shocked, surprised, happy or 'wow'ed.'

Did you see what happened to Sarah? I was shooken.

Shooken by Bansheemalia January 15, 2017

Shooken

Shaken spelled wrong because the person who says, types or write them doesn't know the past participle of a simple word.

I don't want to open my cola because it was Shooken

Shooken by KulFryTF2 October 12, 2018

Shoriented

Of or related to the Jersey Shore.

Related: disShoriented. I get a little disShoriented when I've been throwing back tequila shots.

*Libraries across America are stocking up on Shoriented books like Snooki's "It's a Shore Thing."

*I'm not Shoriented with where to GTL in this town.

Shoriented by CabsAreHeah March 16, 2011