Shopsgiving

To remove yourself from family activities on Thanksgiving, to stand in line for hours, have negative attitude towards other shoppers, to wade through the massive crowds for that perfect gift at a discounted price

"I hate that Thanksgiving has become Shopsgiving"

Shopsgiving by GoddessMoon November 19, 2014

Slapsgiving 

A holiday; the one day each year we set aside to get together and give slaps.

Typically coincides with (and is most effective on) Thanksgiving, but can be applied to any day of the year. Thanksgiving makes for the best usage, as it can help put a different spin on a typically insane holiday, and makes revenge slaps all the more ironic.

"Hey, remember that one Slapsgiving when you slapped Dan across the face while he had his mouth full of cranberry sauce?"

"Totally! It was the best Slapsgiving ever!"

Slapsgiving by Evan Rowe December 24, 2007

swoopsgiving

A holiday that takes place during the month of November in which friends attempt to "swoop" or take over possession of their friends' girlfriends, significant others or love interests. All girls/boys of friends or collegues are fair game and one cannot be upset with a friend or collegue if his or her significant other or love interest is swooped upon. It is customery to make a bird symbol with one's hands and decree "Caaa Caaa" in reference to a bird sound (probably that of a crow) once a swoop is completed. Leaving your victim a can of "Swoops" candy upon the completetion of a swoop upon said individual is also customery.

James: Sorry I swooped on your girl, it's November and you know what that means... Swoopsgiving. Caaa Caaa!

swoopsgiving by Morgan Hernan September 25, 2006