Shopkins

A toy that were at least somewhat ok when they first came out but now they suck and are called real littles

Girl 1: Real Littles are so cool
Girl 2: You mean Shopkins?
Girl 1: Shop what?
Girl 2: 😑
Girl 1: What?
Girl 2: Those are called Shopkins, plus, why do they look like that? They're so ugly now

Shopkins by BananuCats January 21, 2023

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shopkin phase

Ahh....the shopkin phase. This phase takes place in young, usually female, children--typically in the age range from 6 to 9 (no 69 joke intended). The phase is where these young children become obsessed with shopkins, a small and creepy collectible toy that is in the shape of an object you can buy at a store, like the milk your dad is still getting.

Later on these same kids remember this phase and would do anything to forget it (see italic letters).

Don't ask me how I know this

Homo sapien friend: Oh my god remember the shopkin phase.

Homo sapien 2: No

Homo sapien 2: My mind is clear thanks to the society of the blind eye

Homo sapien friend: Correct my friend.

shopkin phase by thiswebsiteisfckingcursed December 5, 2021