Shopkins

A toy that were at least somewhat ok when they first came out but now they suck and are called real littles

Girl 1: Real Littles are so cool
Girl 2: You mean Shopkins?
Girl 1: Shop what?
Girl 2: 😑
Girl 1: What?
Girl 2: Those are called Shopkins, plus, why do they look like that? They're so ugly now

Shopkins by BananuCats January 21, 2023

shopkin phase 

Ahh....the shopkin phase. This phase takes place in young, usually female, children--typically in the age range from 6 to 9 (no 69 joke intended). The phase is where these young children become obsessed with shopkins, a small and creepy collectible toy that is in the shape of an object you can buy at a store, like the milk your dad is still getting.

Later on these same kids remember this phase and would do anything to forget it (see italic letters).

Don't ask me how I know this

Homo sapien friend: Oh my god remember the shopkin phase.

Homo sapien 2: No

Homo sapien 2: My mind is clear thanks to the society of the blind eye

Homo sapien friend: Correct my friend.

shopkin phase by thiswebsiteisfckingcursed December 5, 2021

shopkin 

The toy that girls go crazy about.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!A SHOPKIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HAVE MY 9000th ONE!

shopkin by Cookielover193 June 25, 2017

Shopkin 

Annoying expensive toy, children mostly girls got batshit crazy over them

Girl 1: I got some new shopkins!
Girl 2:AHHHHHHHH! LET ME SEE, LET ME SEE!!!

Shopkin by Gears937513 December 31, 2016

shopkin 

An intentional bug inserted into a computer program to initiate contact with the end user

The shopkin definition is self-explanatory – no example required

shopkin by DreX September 25, 2005

shopkinlesliey987654 

Ugly rat and fat aka me

Omg it shopkinlesliey987654 SHES so fat

shopkinlesliey987654 by .sashaswifey October 15, 2019

shorkinspejre 

A type of bra that sucks the fat from your boobies, normally found at Hot Topic

I prefer boobs in shorkinspejres than in normal bras.

shorkinspejre by bluevixen July 8, 2023