SHOP LIFT

The best film group to ever exist they have made iconic movies such as Hey bud and Dookie Joes Germ house and many shorts and soon many more they don’t fall into any category’s they are there own category they are SHOP LIFT

(Man enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “Hey man have you seen the number one movie on YouTube” (Man not enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “why no I haven’t what is it?” (Man enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “Hey Bud by SHOP LIFT!”

(Man not enlightened by SHOP LIFT) “wow I should really watch that I think I will right now!”
14:27 minutes later
(Man who is now enlightened by SHOP LIFT) “that was literally the best 14:27 minutes of my life it was actually good quality content that didn’t even have its own category it was it’s own category it was SHOP LIFT!”

by SHOP LIFT June 11, 2019

Shop Lift

When an obssessed shopaholic's shopping bags get so overfilled that their husbands often use them as dumbbells

"Honey can I have my Tommy Hilfiger bag yet?" - Madonna
"No, I'm shop lifting! My muscles feel great!" - Brad

by MysteryMustaches May 7, 2010

Shop liftin putty

Basically it means finessin that pussy but its hood asf💀

Shop liftin putty means finessin the pussy
Bruh u cant shop lift putty from her shes drunk

by Daaaaquannnn January 8, 2020

shop-lifting

when you steal from shops

"SECURITY, SHE IS SHOP-LIFTING"

by badussy queen 101 March 4, 2023

Shoplift the Pooty

When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.

Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.

by ratsbackside February 10, 2017

Shoplift 'N' Go

Slang name for the former Shop 'N' Go series of convenience stores.

Do you want to go to Shoplift 'N' Go or KWIK-RIP?

by andy1 May 16, 2005

shoplifting

verb; an action that is present when WALMART security just sucks ass

Shoplifting is not a crime but a sport for those who are broke or have nothing better to do at walmart.

by lucky number 27 December 23, 2009