When you hear a song on the radio and you think the singer is really good looking and then watch a music video and discover they are creepy and pedofile like.
by MysteryMustaches May 08, 2010
When an obssessed shopaholic's shopping bags get so overfilled that their husbands often use them as dumbbells
"Honey can I have my Tommy Hilfiger bag yet?" - Madonna
"No, I'm shop lifting! My muscles feel great!" - Brad
"No, I'm shop lifting! My muscles feel great!" - Brad
by MysteryMustaches May 08, 2010
When a young girl has pounds and pounds of pig fat in her purse to impress her friends and her boyfriend/husband.
"Did you see Jessica's fat bag?!" -Brittany
"Yeah it was totally awesome!!" -Madyson
"Yeahhh!!" -Anthony
"Yeah it was totally awesome!!" -Madyson
"Yeahhh!!" -Anthony
by MysteryMustaches May 08, 2010