The tiny, shuffling, barely off the ground steps old people use to maintain balance and minimize effort when they walk. Also used by women in long, narrow, tight skirts or dresses without a kick pleat or leg slit in them.

It's OK grandma just scoogieboogie your feet, we'll get there in plenty of time.

scoogieboogie by whimzcal March 27, 2020

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Shoobie Floobie Boobie

Something happy noodle boy says while he was still residing on some random guy's head...

Moo moo moo, I am voodoo cursing you!

Shoobie Floobie Boobie!

Shoobie Floobie Boobie by Reba April 13, 2004

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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