The tiny, shuffling, barely off the ground steps old people use to maintain balance and minimize effort when they walk. Also used by women in long, narrow, tight skirts or dresses without a kick pleat or leg slit in them.
It's OK grandma just scoogieboogie your feet, we'll get there in plenty of time.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'