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Shonding is the modern day name of masturbation, it can be applied to both males and females.
Yo bro I’m about to go pop a quick shond.
Shond by ShondoRondo April 17, 2021
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shendezvous 

Last night in the bar, a cute guy shendezvoused up to me and asked to buy me a drink.
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Shandoolie 

Speaking in a non-sense language (shandooli) when recording someone in public. The purpose is to give the person being recorded the impression that you do not speak English.
Recording person: Harakata takiti kata kata, shandoolie!
Person being recorded: What?
Shandoolie by fivestringer October 1, 2021
Mysterious Vtuber British girl (alleged not crab girl) that lures unsuspecting people to her house in rural England. She subject her victims to a combination of high pitched screeches, soothing voices and random trivia.
Refuses to be called "Shnidoo".
Man, that Shondo girl sure is a cutey pie. I want to hug her and give her all my money!
Shondo by Jigokuhana February 2, 2023
Bernie Madoff's behavior is a shandeh!
shandeh by Dirty Vicar September 29, 2009

cock shandy 

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis
I got a cock shandy last night
cock shandy by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017

shandrika 

A woman who is smart, loyal, honest. She's real! A besuitful person inside and out. Shandrika is someone you'd be greatful to have in your life. Big on respect and morals so if you have a Shandrika as a friend or lover cherish and appricate her. To lose Shandrika would be a lost and to even cross Shandrika would be setting yourself up for karma you wouldn't want. Respect and appricate Shandrika she's a blessing to thoes that she loves and loves her back.
Heard you're with Shandrika, hope you know you have a keeper.
shandrika by datwaykk January 29, 2017
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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