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Retarded Shoes
I saw this guy wearing a fanny pack and a pair of Retarded Shoes but there was nothing wrong with him
Retarded Shoes by will bitten December 18, 2016
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Shoess • Shoessin • shoessorizing • shoes • shoeshine • shoes on a wire • shress • Shessaanand • shoeist • shoes off
Shoeshine-fu
This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.
Shoeshine-fu by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020
winos shoes
Winos shoes - slang term for Zig Zag Classic Mens Canvas Wino in Vintage Retro Fashion.
These shoes were so cheap that winos could afford them , they come in a variety of colors and even two-tone color scheme.
When Zig-Zag shoes first rolled out slip on and lace up canvas shoes, everyone from skate-boarding youth, homeless people, train hoppers and anyone in between started gravitating towards Zig Zags
Some people like to pair them
With Pendleton board shirts and
Either dickies ,blue Jeans or ben davis pants
For an old skool west coast look.
Tip , it helps to say Zig Zag Winos shoes so people don't think your talking about The most iconic rolling paper on earth, known for its slow burn and rolling ease.
These shoes were so cheap that winos could afford them , they come in a variety of colors and even two-tone color scheme.
When Zig-Zag shoes first rolled out slip on and lace up canvas shoes, everyone from skate-boarding youth, homeless people, train hoppers and anyone in between started gravitating towards Zig Zags
Some people like to pair them
With Pendleton board shirts and
Either dickies ,blue Jeans or ben davis pants
For an old skool west coast look.
Tip , it helps to say Zig Zag Winos shoes so people don't think your talking about The most iconic rolling paper on earth, known for its slow burn and rolling ease.
Winos shoes, short for winos aka
Zig zags not to be confused with the
Rolling wraps are cheap affordable shoes that even alcoholics can afford.
ZIG ZAG believes that fashion should never follow a straight line. Since 1976, we have defied expectations and embraced the strange and varied following of our timelessly hip, affordable footwear.
Kick back with shoes that redefine casual and cool
Zig zags not to be confused with the
Rolling wraps are cheap affordable shoes that even alcoholics can afford.
ZIG ZAG believes that fashion should never follow a straight line. Since 1976, we have defied expectations and embraced the strange and varied following of our timelessly hip, affordable footwear.
Kick back with shoes that redefine casual and cool
winos shoes by Blu_leef November 12, 2022
deli shoes
deli shoes by Ass Cancer Necromancer April 7, 2023
Sellin' Shoes
Rick, I was with a girl who was sellin' shoes this past weekend...
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!
Yeah, how did that go?
I got some RedWings!!
Sellin' Shoes by castman September 8, 2012
Fucking Clown Shoes
Reaction:
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.
Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.
To Someone or Something that is so fucking redundant, words fail, minds melt & brain cells die! You can't even get up to punch someone hard in the face.
Action:
Fucking your partners anus with an over sized clown shoe.
This post is FUCKING CLOWN SHOES, although it would be funny to see the other half FUCKING CLOWN SHOES
Fucking Clown Shoes by Greg_the_Smeg February 6, 2019
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