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A word to be used in any context.

Shoegoo can also be a word that is molded to your own lifestyle in appropriate situations.

Implying total confusion.
That hippy is shoegoo.
or
That hippy is so shoegoo'ed.


Matt: I was walking down the street and I was like "what?"
Austin: *laughing*
Matt: lolZ
Austin: OMFG U R 4 HAXOR!!!!!1111ONE
- shoegoo -


Commonly used to describe Alaskin Native Reservation Indian's nailpolish.
shoegoo by lucy and dominique April 28, 2005
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Shoegolf 

Shoegolf is a game similar to traditional golf except that, instead of playing with golf equipment, the players launch shoes into the air by kicking. The object of the game is to hit a series of “holes,” (i.e., objects such as tree trunks or any handy ground structure) in as few kicks as possible.

The game is believed to have been invented by a student at the Phillips Exeter Academy in Exeter, New Hampshire in 1968. The student, Frederic Shaw, began playing golf with friends on the Swasey Parkway in Exeter by kicking shoes and using tree trunks along the parkway as holes. For many years, shoegolf remained an obscure sport. In recent years, however, the sport has begun to catch on among college students, and at least one web site on shoe golf now exists on the Internet.

Shoegolf’s rules are loose and adaptable to the players. As played in the Shaw family since the 1960s, the players assemble on a lawn, beach, parking lot, or any open area. Unlike traditional golf, where players are usually grouped into parties of 2-5 people, the number of players in a shoe golf party is limited only by the available space. Some shoegolf games in the Shaw family have consisted of as many as 30 players.

The only equipment needed for shoegolf is a shoe. The shoe can be any kind of footwear, although most players use rough heavy shoes that will not suffer from the trauma of being kicked about repeatedly. The shoe must be a natural one and it is considered to be a violation of shoegolf rules to weight the shoe.

To begin, the players assemble on an agreed-upon line that constitutes the tee box. The players mutually agree on an object that will serve as the first hole, which may be a tree trunk, wooden post, lamp post, lawn object, or almost any structure within a reasonable distance, usually 25-100 yards away. The hole must be described in enough detail so that all players can identify it; i.e., “the aluminum lamp post over there next to the yellow car,” or “the cornerstone of the brick building over there, beneath the green window.” Then each player launches a shoe by hooking the end of the foot in the shoe and releasing it into the air using a high kick.

After all players have teed off, the game proceeds like traditional golf. To play each kick, the player puts a foot into the shoe and kicks it toward the hole. The shoe may not be advanced in the direction of the hole except during the kick. This means, for example, that a player who plans to kick with the right foot may place his or her left foot as far forward as possible in front of the position of the shoe, but the player may not advance the position of the shoe with the right foot except during the kick itself.

The winner of each hole identifies the object that will be used as the next hole. In contrast to traditional golf, in shoegolf there is no set number of holes on the course. The number of holes may be pre-determined by mutual agreement of the party, or the players may simply decide to quit when they are tired. The player who has the lowest number of kicks (strokes) at the time the game ends is the winner.

Shoegolf has several advantages over traditional golf. First, the only equipment needed is one shoe. Second, no designated course is needed; the game can be played in any open area, rural or urban. Third, any number of players can play together simultaneously.

The only dangers inherent in shoe golf are hamstring or muscle pull injuries in the legs, broken glass when the occasional errant shoe passes through a closed window, and the occasional lost shoe.
"Time for shoegolf!"
Shoegolf by Fritz137 August 13, 2006
Related Words

shoebooty 

Someone who is so poor, he is dressed very badly. From a character who wore one shoe and one boot in the American tv series All in the Family
Shoebooty are exempt from jury duty, because lawyers fear poverty is contagious.
shoebooty by TMD-Timothy September 15, 2007

Shoogooloogalaphump 

A color never before seen to the world. Its black, but not, white, but not, SPARKLY, but NOT

Also can be an imaginary creature roughly the size of an elephant, neon blue, speaks only french and is partial to cream puffs.
Have you ever seen the Shoogooloogalaphump in France?" "Oh, yeah, that thing was huge and so neon it lit up the Sky!

Shoegolf 

a variation of the well known game of hitting a golf ball with clubs. This version, born in a suburb of Sacramento, Ca. involves tossing one of your own shoes at a distant object such as a light pole or mailbox. Scoring is much like the PGA, depending upon the distance. The winner of each hole scores a beer and the players partake in said beers at the end of the game. But usually also before and during the game.
R: Hey Cody, wanna play shoegolf?
C: why yes I do, Ryan! Par 4 to the stopsign
R: you're on, this hole is a Corona Hole
C: Get me a lime
Shoegolf by Mergeman March 11, 2003
The booboos caused by wearing shoes, blisters, corns, cuts, etc.
I got a shoeboo from my new stripper heels, the straps totally chafe.
shoeboo by sandbunny October 12, 2011
One of the most beautiful girls and smart girls. She always brings happiness to your life and is a strong independent woman. Everybody loves Shoogoofa. You’re happy when she is your friend. She is very wise and loving .Shoogoofa is a keeper!
hey have you seen the girl that is so wise and beautiful without knowing it ?

No, she must be a Shoogoofa :))
Shoogoofa by HannaaaaaaaaaaB June 8, 2021