Shoddy/ shod

Rubbish, crap, bad
can also be used as a swear word when abbreviated to "shod"

Thats a bit of a shoddy car
Oh shod!

by sarah November 26, 2003

shoddy not

Term used for avoiding unwanted responsibility in a group setting.

Chris: "We're outta beer... Who's going to the store?"
Alex&Zubin: "Shoddy not!"
Chris: "Fuck"

by ivan_the_terrible September 18, 2006

shoddy body disease

A slang term for Munchausen's syndrome. Shoddy body disease is typically used when the speaker wishes to imply that the person in question is of a lower class. The sufferer need not be clinically diagnosed—shoddy body disease is more an insult than clinical reference.

Note that, as with Munchausen's syndrome by proxy, "shoddy body disease by proxy" is the term referring to the form of the disease in which mothers use their childrens' medical conditions for the same purposes.

My grandma's neighbor has all these made-up diseases and says her kids can only eat grains and meats. She totally has shoddy body disease." "This girl on my message board has a brain injury and back injury but mucks out stables. And her daughter has a fever of 102 every other day, and double sinus and ear infections constantly. Shoddy body disease by proxy is scary!

by MRB1980 June 20, 2010

Shoddy Fives

When something not so great happens to ones self. Usually used when it comes to getting rejected.

The shoddy comes from the alternative word for shit; shoddy. The fives comes from a five dollar bill. The phrase in general literally means, a shoddy five dollar bill, but can be molded into everyday life.

AAron: Man, that chick was so hot, but when i approached her, struck up a conversation, then asked her for her number, she rejected me!

Eric: Shoddy fives bro.

by The Drifter_ September 11, 2009

shoddy

socially acceptable alternative to "shitty"

Bob's car is shoddy- it breaks down every five minutes and the one mirror he has left keeps falling off.

by Tisha January 10, 2002

Shoddy Beggar

A "shoddy beggar" is a slang term for excrement such as that which exits the anus of a human when the time is right. It can be used when taking part in informal conversation and can be used to refer someone that is going to go and excrete faeces.

Harry needed to go for a shoddy beggar right now.
That was one stinking shoddy beggar.

by biteston August 5, 2007

shoddy pigeon

Shoddy pigeon is the best pigeon in the world. with his sidekick, mr pomme, the save the entire universe from evil things such as fat pigeon and mr illingworth!

"Katherine, if i hear you say shoddy pigeon one more time in this lesson you will go outside!" - miss charlton

by Katherine Jennings March 21, 2005