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Shocky Cocky 

The act of taking a stolen car battery and jumper cables, and fixing the negative connector to the base of the penis and the positive to the tip of the penis and reaching climax from the intense electrical stimulus.
Jack: Hey! Someone stole my porsche's battery?
John: I think it was Aiden, I heard he wanted to experience a Shocky Cocky
Shocky Cocky by Fegamonel March 28, 2025
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cocky stocky 

Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.
Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"
cocky stocky by MUSH123 December 17, 2011

cocky socky 

The act of getting your cock sucked.
Seymoorebutts: Hey man, you get any last night?

Mike Hunt: I got a little cocky socky.
cocky socky by MikeHunt234 October 28, 2012

cocky smocky 

Worse then regular cocky. Cocky to the point of making someone want to tear their hair out and question their existence.
Girl: "Did you see that guy earlier? Cocky smocky little bastard..."

Girl 2: "Yeah my boyfriend gets all cocky smocky if I try to correct him on something..he just winks and calls me sweetheart. Ugh!"
cocky smocky by bmartin_frisco December 10, 2017

shock cock 

A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.
Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.
shock cock by Noah March 24, 2004

Shock Cock 

Surprise sexual encounter - male partner didn't know it was coming.
After buying her dinner last night, Dawn gave Lee a shock cock.
Shock Cock by gotchatlc November 30, 2010

Shock cock 

When you're raw dogging a thot in a trap house and the cops show up and process to taze you but the pussy too good so you keep hitting it and you end up electrocuting her
Damn, Zane gave Macy that shock cock last night, now she has to be cremated
Shock cock by Shockercocker August 13, 2017
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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