Shocky Cocky

The act of taking a stolen car battery and jumper cables, and fixing the negative connector to the base of the penis and the positive to the tip of the penis and reaching climax from the intense electrical stimulus.

Jack: Hey! Someone stole my porsche's battery?
John: I think it was Aiden, I heard he wanted to experience a Shocky Cocky

Shocky Cocky by Fegamonel March 28, 2025

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cocky stocky

Someone who feels they have the need to tell stories that make them sound amazing and are rarely based on the truth.

Stocky - "This one time I took on 20 players and then hit the crossbar"

You - "You so cocky stocky"

cocky stocky by MUSH123 December 17, 2011

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cocky socky

The act of getting your cock sucked.

Seymoorebutts: Hey man, you get any last night?

Mike Hunt: I got a little cocky socky.

cocky socky by MikeHunt234 October 28, 2012

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cocky smocky

Worse then regular cocky. Cocky to the point of making someone want to tear their hair out and question their existence.

Girl: "Did you see that guy earlier? Cocky smocky little bastard..."

Girl 2: "Yeah my boyfriend gets all cocky smocky if I try to correct him on something..he just winks and calls me sweetheart. Ugh!"

cocky smocky by bmartin_frisco December 10, 2017

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shock cock

A condition of being or becoming flaccid during a crucial sexual juncture. Otherwise known as not being able to get it up.

Brian was hoping to get it on with Alexandra that evening, but in bed later that night he instead had to deal with a disappointing case of shock cock.

shock cock by Noah March 24, 2004

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Shock Cock

Surprise sexual encounter - male partner didn't know it was coming.

After buying her dinner last night, Dawn gave Lee a shock cock.

Shock Cock by gotchatlc November 30, 2010

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Shock cock

When you're raw dogging a thot in a trap house and the cops show up and process to taze you but the pussy too good so you keep hitting it and you end up electrocuting her

Damn, Zane gave Macy that shock cock last night, now she has to be cremated

Shock cock by Shockercocker August 13, 2017

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