shobert 

When one sends a text message and doesnt get a reply back for A LONG TIME.

Txt: Hi!

5 hours later
Txt: oh, hi!

Txt: Ugh, you shoberted me!

shobert by John Giggler smith October 16, 2008

Shober 

A shober is the same as a shibe or shiba inu. They use the power of doge memes to mind control all humans into doing their bidding. They like to go "bork" a lot and some say they started the memes.

Look at the cute shober in the distance! Wait, why does he have a guy on a leash?

Shober by kbyefornow November 7, 2018

Shober 

Another word for shiba inu.

The perfect shober does not exi-

Shober by doglitter October 29, 2018

showerthought 

An idea, thought, or concept that first comes to you when you are taking your morning shower or doing some other part of your morning routine.
Often an epiphany
Often sudden
Often marked by the inability to recall later

"This morning I had a showerthought! I figured out the Flux Capacitor!"

showerthought by Kageka January 30, 2009

Showertard 

The act of talking to a significant other while you are taking a shower and when there is no response realizing that the other person has left the bathroom and you have been talking to yourself for several minutes.
All you can do is then wash your ass a second time. . .the asshole is never clean enough, you know. . .so. . .wow, I really lost steam on the whole ash washing thing.

"This morning I was washing my asshole and asked Josh if I could go 9 thousand miles without changing my oil--and like he didn't answer and I realized he had left the bathroom, I'm such a showertard!"

Showertard by UlyssestheGreat December 15, 2008

Sobertober 

The best month of the year when you and your friends celebrate the month of October while being super sober! #SOBERTOBER

"Hey Jared, are you participating in Sobertober this year?"
"What's that?"
"Only the best damn month out of the year where we are completely sober all 31 days, including Halloween!"

Sobertober by Jared In The Cut October 6, 2017

Shuberton 

One of the many pet names of a wonderful German Shepherd dog who lived from August 4, 2008 to February 13, 2021. Whether it’s Shubi, Shuberton, Mummum- we miss her so much

How many photos did you take of Shuberton today? I took about tree fitty

Shuberton by Rini323 April 1, 2021