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Sabertooth Crotch Critters 

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.
Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

sabertooth 

A sabertooth is a woman that is the older version of the cougar. A 60+ year old women who is on the prowl for fresh young male meat. She is old, rich, and looking for a crazy night of sex with a guy who can go all night long without Viagra.
I meet a sabertooth at a bar and she took me to her house and ravaged my tender young male body.
sabertooth by Franklin Manson December 15, 2008

Sabertooth Crotchcricket 

1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.
That boy is always grabbing himself, he must have a serious case of the sabertooth crotchcrickets.
Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Ixy July 25, 2003

Shuberton 

One of the many pet names of a wonderful German Shepherd dog who lived from August 4, 2008 to February 13, 2021. Whether it’s Shubi, Shuberton, Mummum- we miss her so much
How many photos did you take of Shuberton today? I took about tree fitty
Shuberton by Rini323 April 1, 2021

shaberra 

Shaberra is loyal and funny.
shaberra by TheeRealHer December 21, 2016

sabertron 

the AWESOMEST robotics team everrr (:
i love SABERTRON
sabertron by beachbaby56 October 17, 2008
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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