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Sabertooth Crotch Critters
These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.
Sabertooth Crotch Critters by DoctorDong July 22, 2010
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sabertooth
A sabertooth is a woman that is the older version of the cougar. A 60+ year old women who is on the prowl for fresh young male meat. She is old, rich, and looking for a crazy night of sex with a guy who can go all night long without Viagra.
sabertooth by Franklin Manson December 15, 2008
Sabertooth Crotchcricket
1. a slang term for pubic lice (see also crabs) 2. a term for any four legged insect that scares the piss out of your girlfriend or boyfriend.
Sabertooth Crotchcricket by Ixy July 25, 2003
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shaberra by TheeRealHer December 21, 2016
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