Shoals 

Shoals is some hick ass town located in the middle of fucking no where. The whole town just resembles meth and yee yee, want meth? you got it here🤠. Did i mention it fucking smells like dogshit anywhere you drive and it makes you wanna fuck your cousin and brother at the same time. oh shit that’s just the goddamn reality. disgusting bitches everywhere. Meth and Marijuana are life here..don’t like it..LEAVE

Todd: I’m gonna arrest everyone just bc i can’t be them

Everyone: Are you from Shoals?

Shoals by nejwjnenebe July 18, 2019

Shoals 

The act of aggressively dry-humping someone while saying “Shoals” during the act. This can be done by telling some to do shoals on another person.

Person 1: “Yo svurr do shoals on Person 2”
Person 2: “oh no svurr don’t”
Svurr: “shoals!!”

Shoals by OrphanTearsYFM June 3, 2024

Shoals 

Shoals - Defenition:

When you aggressively dry hump an individual not in a sexual way, but in a teasing manner.

Usually, you would scream, "SHOALS!!!" Before dry humping said person. It's a common form of boys' humor in Norway.

Person 1: SHOALS!!!
Person 2: Noo sverre, don't do shoals on me!
Person 1: Shut up, Emilian.

Shoals by anonymous November 22, 2024

Cedar Shoals

Also referred to as: Cedar, The Shoals, Ceda Sho or Cedar Ho. Cedar Shoals is one of 2 high schools in Athens, Ga. It is the most ghetto filled school on Earth. 80% of the students are teenage parents. It is famous for its spicy chicken fridays. There is no other school like Cedar, nonetheless it is a great place, a home away from home. But pick your friends wisely or you might get shot! ONE CEDAR!

Cedar Shoals is the bomb! One Cedar!!!

Cedar Shoals by Zedsix October 13, 2011

Cedar Shoals

A school in Athens Georgia that is often called “the shoals”. At cedar you will find wanna be thugs, hoes, and marijuana referred to as “that gas”.

Cedar Shoals student: Aye bruh you got that gas?
Cedar Shoals student 2: hell ya. Matter fact ima bless you.

Cedar Shoals by Freakwhores February 16, 2018

Muscle Shoals Mule Kick

When you have a woman's legs bent all the way back with her ankles behind her head and pounding her. You get her off so hard her ankles slip and kick you in the face one after the other.

Travis: Damn dude, TWO black eyes?
Mike: Yeah bitch gave me a Muscle Shoals Mule Kick last night.

Muscle Shoals Mule Kick by The Belk May 14, 2008

Muscle Shoals, AL 

Population of about 14,000. Once a popular location for musicians and recording artist, and was even referenced in Lynard Skynard's "Sweet Home Alabama". However the town is now lamer than lame and the coolest of the cool kids are forced to hang out in Wal-Mart parking lot while everyone else talks about the lameness of the town on facebook.

Jo: "So, what do you wanna do tonight?"
Beth: "Are you kidding me? We are in Muscle Shoals, AL, there is nothing to do."

Muscle Shoals, AL by CMB00 January 11, 2011