Shnitting

When you are kntting something, while taking a dump.

"Hey man, I was shnitting this sweater for Sara last night!"
" My shnitted sweater is so warm."

by Ossural December 19, 2012

Shnitting

When you sneeze while about to poop, and launch a turd at high speed for any discernible distance.

So my friend was walking her min-pin, and it sqwatted to poop, sneezed, and began shnitting it's turds about a foot behind it, thus scaring the crap out of everyone else.

by SharkBiscuit July 12, 2013

shnit

When one sneezes and shits simultaneous.

Ewww Dylan just did a shnit, u can see it in his eyes..

by dyaln-miller69 February 08, 2014

shnit

shnit means funky, freaky, and full of style.
something shnitty is unique and extraordinary in any positive way.

this shortfilm is really shnit!

by mike mike mike October 09, 2006

Shnit

A polite or funnier way of saying the word "Shit" that sounds like it but inst.

"Holy shnit she got a fat ass!"

by Uranium Bullets April 12, 2009

Shnitted

verb. When you sneeze so hard you shit your pants.

My supervisor had to leave early, she shnitted and had a horrible shit stain on the back of her pants.

by arrears 2 worker January 03, 2011

Shnit

Basically, it all boils down to the word....


"SHIT"

Just with an N, so you can't really get in trouble!

Holy SHNIT thats kickass!

by Big Rog. February 07, 2005