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When you are kntting something, while taking a dump.
"Hey man, I was shnitting this sweater for Sara last night!"
" My shnitted sweater is so warm."
by Ossural December 19, 2012
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When you sneeze while about to poop, and launch a turd at high speed for any discernible distance.
So my friend was walking her min-pin, and it sqwatted to poop, sneezed, and began shnitting it's turds about a foot behind it, thus scaring the crap out of everyone else.
by SharkBiscuit July 11, 2013
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