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When you sneeze while about to poop, and launch a turd at high speed for any discernible distance.
So my friend was walking her min-pin, and it sqwatted to poop, sneezed, and began shnitting it's turds about a foot behind it, thus scaring the crap out of everyone else.
by SharkBiscuit July 12, 2013
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Pronounced (SHIA-mo-ney-KæRL)

A Chinese-Finnish-Germanic hybrid, this word describes any inanimate object that seems to be experiencing a momentary life of it's own. Often these objects will appear to be dancing on their way to wherever they're headed, appearing to be celebrating their freedom, bringing joy to whomever sees them while on their noble adventure.

Xia (philosophy), a Chinese philosophy similar (but not identical) to the chivalrous code of European knights

Pronoun: monet=many
Monetkivät sen.
It was seen by many.

Karl: From Old Norse Karl, from karl (“free man”), originally a nickname. Popularized by the fame of Charlemagne (Karl in Danish), from the same Proto-Germanic source.
My scarf was blown off the clothesline the other day, and began to xiamonetkärl it's way to the ground in beautiful, looping spirals. It seemed so happy for that moment in time, and brought my friends and I such joy.
by SharkBiscuit March 21, 2019
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