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A very stupid person with a forehead the size of the Eiffel tower and a brain ten thousand times smaller than that. Still... not to be messed with. A Shnel who has bee disturbed will interupt you continuously until suicide
"Heelo" Shnel says
"Oh god no, please god no, NOT SHNEL" random person number 1
"RUN, RUUUUUUN." some other idot named Kyler says
Shnel by T-Bone 225 September 23, 2017
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Sanelisiwe

Beautiful lady that is independent and outgoing,very talkative (usually has brown eyes) people don't like her because she doesn't sugar-coat things. Hates fake people. She is very short tempered.
Never mess with Sanelisiwe
Sanelisiwe by Sanelisiwe44 November 23, 2021
Related Words
Shnell • Shnel • Shnelfing • shnelfoo • shnelke • shnelpo • Shaelyn • shanelle • Shanel • sanel

Sheela na gig 

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!
Sheela na gig by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018
Shela. She is the most beautiful and humble person you will ever meet. She believes in love and craves a love so deep. She wants to meet the guy of her dreams in the most fairytale way as possible. She believes in fate and destiny. She is a good and loyal friend, but when she is cheated and backstabbed; she will show her hatred and despise. She is the type of person who deserves to be loved gently and properly by a gentleman. She is a very down to earth person, she has layers of mysteries that only a limited amount of people can unveil. She is humorous, smart, loving, caring, loyal and beautiful. She is very strong, she scavengers for fun and adventure but knows her boundaries. She has dreams and priorities that she is destined to achieve. She can be sensitive but she will always find ways to hid all the negativity and problems and produce happiness. She is the type of girl you need and should appreciate in your life. Shela will bring nothing but happiness and love into your life she is the one who is most deserving to be wed happily by a wonderful and worthy candidate.
Shela is kind.

Shela is the goddess of love and adventure
That daughter, Shela of yours is one sweet thing.
Shela by madhatter2828e43 July 26, 2016

Sanelisiwe

Sanelisiwe is caring , loving and beautiful. She likes to help those in need or those closest to her. Sanelisiwe has strong values , is stubborn and doesn’t like to treated like shit . She has a smart mouth but a sweetheart. She shows genuine love and loves hard but once that love is gone , it never returns . A very strong person on the outlook but very emotional on the inside .
Sanelisiwe intentions are very pure
Sanelisiwe by Sandra Simons November 22, 2021

Schnellback 

A long line of German and Czechoslovakian blood that is extremely lucky. Not to be confused with Schwartzenegger or Schellenbach.
Drip drip drip that Schnellback all over ya!
Schnellback by Martin McFly March 10, 2015

Shelapse 

Getting back together with an ex girlfriend who you know isn't good for you
Chris: Hey Tony did you hear about mike and christina?
Tony: Yeah man he totally shelapsed!
Shelapse by Superduster November 15, 2011
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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trucker's tan 

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