Shnarkbark 

A common substitute for shit in the context of as an interjection.

Ah shnarkbark I dropped my pencil again.

Shnarkbark by Jsisk the real one December 7, 2023

sharkmark 

A term used to describe the act of throwing a dart and barely missing your intended target.

Damn't! If I hadn't hit so many sharkmarks I would have won

sharkmark by Senor Marksman January 14, 2011

Shartbark 

When a dog or person so violently voices their opinion that they accidentally projectile squirt diarrhoea out their anus at the same time.

1) my dog drank too much sea water at the beach and shartbarked all over our kitchen floor when we didn’t let him outside in time.

2) I was In competition for the last car space at the shops and I could see the lady opposite me (likely named Karen) going to town at me for trying to take her spot, unfortunately for her she shartbarked and the splash back off her rear window caught her by surprise, I seized the moment and swooped into the space leaving her behind to deal with her splatterhouse of horror.

Shartbark by TheNortoSaurus February 10, 2023

shardbarking 

When a tweaker, or crack head is face down ass up inspecting crumbs in the carpet.

He has been shardbarking, and all he finds is cat litter and toenails.

shardbarking by Gee Girl June 3, 2016

snarkpark 

Chad

“oi cunt that lads a snarkpark”

snarkpark by snarkpark September 24, 2021