shmozzle

a ridiculously fucked-up situation, or
large hassle.

It's such a shmozzle getting on an airplane.

by monkeywerks May 14, 2005

Shmozzle

The thing inside you that makes you feel worried or stressed

Don't wozzle your shmozzle

by Nozzley May 12, 2010

shnozzle monster

the one out of a group of friends whom is able to consume his own bodyweight in cocaine in an hour, with hilarious consequences

'mans just wafted 4 gram of cowie up his shnozzer, dang that guy's a shnozzle monster'

by deathznow September 12, 2006

Fo Shozzle

A synonym for Fo Shizzle; For sure; Slang for agreeing with something or someone

FO SHOZZLE!

by Sinful Divinity May 20, 2011

shamozzle

A problem that really isn't neccesary, or that could easily be fixed, but usualy isn't.

Everyone keeps yelling and shouting over each other, what a shamozzle.

The other day at the game Jack was shamozzling, trying to rile up the other team.

There's a big shamozzle at the intersection, all the cars are banked up because of one idiot

by Peter Cardakaris July 6, 2007

Shnozzled

The act of wrapping the meaty foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the nose and nostrils of an unsuspecting partner. Typically done prior to engaging in oral sex.

Dan decided to have a little fun with his girlfriend Rita. Expecting to engulf his rigid knob for oral, Dan surprised her and Shnozzled her first.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

shozzle my nozzle

Poor variation on the popular replacement of "'Sup my nigga" by "Shizzle my nizzle." Humor value is achieved through the word nozzle, which could easily sound like "suck my dick" if interpreted improperly.

Dude 1: Sup yo.
Dude 2: Shozzle my nozzle.
Dude 1: Dude, I dont swing that way slaps Dude 1

by firebird_racer July 7, 2003