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shmozzle 

a ridiculously fucked-up situation, or
large hassle.
It's such a shmozzle getting on an airplane.
shmozzle by monkeywerks May 14, 2005
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Shmozzle 

The thing inside you that makes you feel worried or stressed
Don't wozzle your shmozzle
Shmozzle by Nozzley May 12, 2010

shnozzle monster 

the one out of a group of friends whom is able to consume his own bodyweight in cocaine in an hour, with hilarious consequences
'mans just wafted 4 gram of cowie up his shnozzer, dang that guy's a shnozzle monster'
shnozzle monster by deathznow September 12, 2006

Fo Shozzle 

A synonym for Fo Shizzle; For sure; Slang for agreeing with something or someone
FO SHOZZLE!
Fo Shozzle by Sinful Divinity May 20, 2011
A problem that really isn't neccesary, or that could easily be fixed, but usualy isn't.
Everyone keeps yelling and shouting over each other, what a shamozzle.

The other day at the game Jack was shamozzling, trying to rile up the other team.

There's a big shamozzle at the intersection, all the cars are banked up because of one idiot
shamozzle by Peter Cardakaris July 6, 2007

Shnozzled 

The act of wrapping the meaty foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the nose and nostrils of an unsuspecting partner. Typically done prior to engaging in oral sex.
Dan decided to have a little fun with his girlfriend Rita. Expecting to engulf his rigid knob for oral, Dan surprised her and Shnozzled her first.
Shnozzled by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

shozzle my nozzle 

Poor variation on the popular replacement of "'Sup my nigga" by "Shizzle my nizzle." Humor value is achieved through the word nozzle, which could easily sound like "suck my dick" if interpreted improperly.
Dude 1: Sup yo.
Dude 2: Shozzle my nozzle.
Dude 1: Dude, I dont swing that way slaps Dude 1
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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