Shmokh 

One of the cutest, most beautiful and hilarious people you will ever meet. She is so pretty but i think she doesn’t know it sometimes. You will love the way she smiles and laughs. She will always support her no matter what and when you confess to her about some personal things she will not judge you. She will always stick by your side no matter what happens. She’s also a shoulder to cry on and will always defend the people she loves.

Shmokh is the best thing ever happened to me.

Love you Shmokh

Shmokh by Moe Marvel November 22, 2021

Shmoke a bewl 

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"

Shmoke a bewl by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

shmoke

way to describe smoking cannabis, especially for people who don't smoke cigarettes.

Ryan:"hey amit going for a spliff today?"
Amit:"yepo gonna shmoke it up"

Girl:"hey do you have any fags?"
Boy:"nah soz don't smoke"
Girl2:"hey coming for a spliff?"
Girl:"thought you didn't smoke"
Boy:"yeah but i shmoke"

shmoke by thethongofanime November 8, 2005

shmohawk 

A horrible driver. Some asshole who pulls a dick move when driving ie: " That fucking Shmohawk just cut me off." You fucking shmohawk.

As desribed in season 6 of curb your enthusiasm by Larry David and Larry's father. I think it might be jewish or hebrew or something. Rent that shit, its fucking funny. A shmohawk does not know how to drive.

shmohawk by idiotech66 January 14, 2008

Gay shmoke 

The act of blowing smoke on 2 or more niggas whom are about to engage in sum gay shi

Jerry and Mario were getting too close to each others face so i had to pull a Gay shmoke on them

Gay shmoke by ThiccMalone August 26, 2018

Shmokin 

Smoking epically

Them damn kids got me shmokin

Shmokin by DaddyDoza January 25, 2021

shmokendale 

A tortoise with lettuce on it 🐢

"Look it's a tortoise "
"No that's a shmokendale"

shmokendale by User name here February 24, 2017