Shmirer

-A person whom gets half a handjob, stops the female contricting on him because he does not want his "own" on him becuase he dares not walk around soaked like a super soaker.

- May also define a person of a pussyish nature.

Senior and Director:

Seanald McDonald
" Shmirer "

by Semore Sam April 8, 2010

Shmired

When you’re under the influenxe of marijuana (smaxked) and you’re tired.

That blunt got me TOO shmired bro I need to lay down.

by 🅱️.Savage January 30, 2019

SHMIGER

shmiger is a nigger so white ppl cant say nigger but can say shmiger

HEY my shmiger

by Nigga i saved you July 18, 2021

Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves

schmiterick johnson izzle

by sampson420ex October 6, 2004

shmiertz

a fine pate' spread for matzos

please pass the ge shmiertz a matzos

by Dr shmiertz July 25, 2006

Shmizer

A person you meet on vacay and hook up with

Jack: That girl at the beach was a shmizer.

Nick: Hell yea! One time only though don’t forget.

by milfwilfdilf.org June 8, 2021

shmimer

a person who laughs at ostriches

Larry saw an ostrich and started laughing! what a shmimer!

by megantheestallion-hotgirl July 9, 2022