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When you’re under the influenxe of marijuana (smaxked) and you’re tired.
That blunt got me TOO shmired bro I need to lay down.
Shmired by 🅱️.Savage January 30, 2019
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shmiger is a nigger so white ppl cant say nigger but can say shmiger
HEY my shmiger
SHMIGER by Nigga i saved you July 18, 2021

Shmiterick Johnson 

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves
schmiterick johnson izzle
a fine pate' spread for matzos
please pass the ge shmiertz a matzos
shmiertz by Dr shmiertz July 25, 2006
A person you meet on vacay and hook up with
Jack: That girl at the beach was a shmizer.

Nick: Hell yea! One time only though don’t forget.
Shmizer by milfwilfdilf.org June 8, 2021
Larry saw an ostrich and started laughing! what a shmimer!