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An exclamation coined as a combanation of the words shit and merde], both mean the same thing, but one is in another language. Together they form "SHMERDE!"
Dude: SHMERDE, I hate camping.
lady: yeah it sucks.
Shmerde by MuZ1 February 17, 2009
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Shmurder 

When a nigga commits a murder in silence, hence the prefix "sh...".
My trigga nigga shmurdered Tyrone so good that even the police think it be an accident.
Shmurder by Lifs May 17, 2022
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Shmerdon 

A phrase used when something bad happens.
Shmerdon, I forgot my wallet.
That exam was a shmerdon.
Shmerdon by Almush1 December 3, 2021

shmernered

The emotion between boredom and another emotion.
person 1: She's in between emotions, not bored but on the verge, she's shmernered, she's-
person 2: dude stop singing that vegan teacher or i will kick your ass
shmernered by lololol47 December 14, 2021

shmergen 

Noun.

Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.

Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").

Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."
Girl 1: "Did you take notes in philosophy?"
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."

Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."
shmergen by theoutlaw May 27, 2009

word shmerding 

Trying to ridicule a person or thing by repeating twice, but during the second repetition replace the first consonant(s) with s-h-m.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.
Hugo: You know you really shouldn't do that any more. You might go to prison.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.

Shmerved 

Really drunk or under the influence of some drug
Yo man im so shmerved right now.
Shmerved by Don Chepe May 17, 2010
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