Shmekl 

(Sh-meck-ell) A person, typically a man, who runs around naked singing an incest chant. A Shemkl's typical resting place is either in your mom's ass or at a sketchy Walmart shopping lot.

Some dude at the sketchy Walmart shopping lot: Why is that guy naked and singing a incest chant?
George the frog: Its probably a "Shmekl"

Shmekl by Han WUDI November 1, 2021

Shmeal Theory 

The next big theory in science. Newton's Laws? Nah. Einstein's Laws? Nah. PewDiePie's Laws? Nah. This theory will go down in history, trust.

History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"

Shmeal Theory by Lead Bud 123 May 22, 2021

Shmeeloh

What you can call a guy you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a boyfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

See also:
shmeelah

Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

Shmeeloh by Desired handle was taken June 23, 2016

shmelvin

Rhys Powell. The absolute legend that goes to hereford sixth form. Normally seen in his usual habitat of spoons or crack den.

Hey shmelvin

shmelvin by Olivia123321 April 26, 2023

Shmeelovs 

shmee-lovs
/shmēlŏvz/

The plural form of "shmeelof"

Despite having gone through a number of shmeelovs in the past year, John still couldn't find anyone he was ready to commit to.

Shmeelovs by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

Shmeelah 

What you can call a girl you're dating consistently, but isn't quite a girlfriend yet.

(Because what else do you call it?)

John really liked his new shmeelah Jane, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.

Shmeelah by A helpful citizen June 23, 2016

Shmeelof 

What you can call your status with someone you're dating consistently, but are not yet in a committed relationship with.

(Because what else are you supposed to call it?)

See also:
Shmeeloh
Shmeelah
Shmeelovs

Her Shmeelof with John was going well, but she wasn't sure he was ready to commit yet...

Shmeelof by A helpful citizen June 26, 2016