(Sh-meck-ell) A person, typically a man, who runs around naked singing an incest chant. A Shemkl's typical resting place is either in your mom's ass or at a sketchy Walmart shopping lot.
Some dude at the sketchy Walmart shopping lot: Why is that guy naked and singing a incest chant?
George the frog: Its probably a "Shmekl"
George the frog: Its probably a "Shmekl"
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History Student: "Ayo teach! I got a question for you."
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"
Teacher: "Yeah, what's your question bud?"
History Student: "What came first, the brother or the egg?"
Teacher: "The stepbrother."
History Student: "How'd you know?!?!"
Teacher: "I took AP Shmeal Theory back in my day."
History Student: "Ayyyyyyyyyy Shmeal Theory on the rise 😎."
Teacher: "Yessir! 😎"
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Jane really liked her new shmeeloh John, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
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John really liked his new shmeelah Jane, but wasn't sure he was ready for a serious relationship yet.
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