adj. Shmeeky- 1. The quality of being stingy and sneaky in your doings 2. Stinginess in a sneaky manor

v. Shmeek- 1. To commit act of stinginess in a sneaky fashion 2. To trifle about on your feet, ambiguously 3. To ogle your surroundings with unnecessary giddiness

n. Shmeek- 1. One who claims the such qualities 2. A two-face or turncoat 3. One who is good at keeping secrets

Hey, don't be shmeeky; I know you have more crackers in your pocket.

Hes up to something. Look at his face he's shmeeking hard.

Stop being such a shmeek and tell me what she said about me.

Shmeeky by Scottrick The Lobster October 8, 2010

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shmeefed

The word shmeefed is used to describe the level of ones high. There is sober, high, boofed, booted and zooted, and the ultimate high completion is considered as shmeefed.

Lucas: Yo kallen I’m trying to get so high today!
Kallen: Wait! Dude are you trying to get shmeefed!
Lucas: Bro i wanna get shmeefed today dawg!

shmeefed by Lucas.d.69 June 2, 2019

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Shmeef

A fart out of your dick

“Dawg I just shmeefed so hard”

Shmeef by meeshandbean August 5, 2019

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shmeef

A slang term for the penis. It’s origin comes from the combination of the words “schlong” and “meat.”

Brian: Yo my guy, Lily is the true throat lord. We had a lot of fun last night.
Trevor: Nice. Did she slobber on the shmeef?
Brian: Hell yeah!

shmeef by trevvvvvv February 8, 2021

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