Shmeef 

Inhaling air through your butthole and farting it back out.

“Hey, how you doing,” “Good, I just finished shmeefing.”

Shmeef by Alexiscool December 27, 2021

Shmeef 

A fart out of your dick

“Dawg I just shmeefed so hard”

Shmeef by meeshandbean August 5, 2019

shmeef 

A slang term for the penis. It’s origin comes from the combination of the words “schlong” and “meat.”

Brian: Yo my guy, Lily is the true throat lord. We had a lot of fun last night.
Trevor: Nice. Did she slobber on the shmeef?
Brian: Hell yeah!

shmeef by trevvvvvv February 8, 2021

Shmeef 

To smoke marijuana

You guys want to shmeef

Shmeef by Maplejordan February 11, 2018

Shmeef 

the part on your face under your nose and above your mouth

your shmeef has chocolate on it

Shmeef by melhahahahahhaa September 19, 2021

Shmeef 

When something is rather Shmeefy

That is so Shmeef

Shmeef by Shmeef master November 14, 2022

Shmeef 

A black jew

Lenny Kravits is the most famous shmeef.

Shmeef by kevin thomas smith July 13, 2009