Shlyssa

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The most bad ass bitch you will ever meet, she is hot af and her laugh will light up a room, she is independent and the people around her find it attractive. She is dedicated to her future and guys fall in love with her at first sight. When she talks to you, you cannot control your smile. Don't mess around with her because she is a goddess and will fuck you up. If you ever meet or you know of a Shlyssa, steal or snatch up that girl because there isn't anyone like her, so keep her locked up so she can't get away because she is smart.

Guy1:"Damn Shlyssa, where do you get that hot body of yours from?!"

Shlyssa: " The same place I fucked your dad. "

Shlyssa by GaysCanSuckPP March 24, 2022

Words you can keep

shlissade

The weightless power slide experienced when a pedestrian inadvertently steps on a piece of dog excrement. Depending on the consisency and prevailing conditions, this can continue for quite some time and may or may not end up with the "shlissader" sitting in the reason for their downfall.

Why are you sat on a rubber ring Dave?

I had a shlissage (shlissaded) and landed on my tailbone... damned mutt!

shlissade by Merkins July 25, 2009

Related Words

Shlyssa • shalyssa • salyssa • Selyssa • shlissade

Salyssa

Salyssa is one of the most up beat and happy girls you will meet! She usually are friends with boys but she won't stop being friends with you if you're a girl! She's usually into sports and is really sweet and would never hurt anyone on purpose.

Person: isn't salyssa the most energetic person youve ever met?

Other person: hell ya man

Salyssa by Dave has glasses August 29, 2017

shalyssa

shalyssa is a beautiful female ,kind,funny,and loving

i love shalyssa

shalyssa by chick 12345 November 7, 2019

salyssa

Beautiful, Smart, Kind, Fantastic

Salyssa is the most beautiful and amanzing person you can meet.

salyssa by Marie Stuart November 20, 2016

shalyssa

An annoying person. Typically a female, but a boy can be a Shalyssa too. They act like your friend, but really a Shalyssa is a major jerk. Watch out next time someone new joins your friend group, you might not discover they're a Shalyssa until it's too late!

She's a fake friend. Total Shalyssa.

shalyssa by chickennugget104 May 15, 2016

Shalyssa

Victor's wig.

Omg where is Shalyssa? I haven't seen her since No Tears Left To Cry came out!

Shalyssa by ultrahoe_ June 9, 2018

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026