Shlyssa

The most bad ass bitch you will ever meet, she is hot af and her laugh will light up a room, she is independent and the people around her find it attractive. She is dedicated to her future and guys fall in love with her at first sight. When she talks to you, you cannot control your smile. Don't mess around with her because she is a goddess and will fuck you up. If you ever meet or you know of a Shlyssa, steal or snatch up that girl because there isn't anyone like her, so keep her locked up so she can't get away because she is smart.

Guy1:"Damn Shlyssa, where do you get that hot body of yours from?!"

Shlyssa: " The same place I fucked your dad. "

by GaysCanSuckPP March 24, 2022

shlissade

The weightless power slide experienced when a pedestrian inadvertently steps on a piece of dog excrement. Depending on the consisency and prevailing conditions, this can continue for quite some time and may or may not end up with the "shlissader" sitting in the reason for their downfall.

Why are you sat on a rubber ring Dave?

I had a shlissage (shlissaded) and landed on my tailbone... damned mutt!

by Merkins July 25, 2009

Salyssa

Salyssa is one of the most up beat and happy girls you will meet! She usually are friends with boys but she won't stop being friends with you if you're a girl! She's usually into sports and is really sweet and would never hurt anyone on purpose.

Person: isn't salyssa the most energetic person youve ever met?

Other person: hell ya man

by Dave has glasses August 29, 2017

shalyssa

shalyssa is a beautiful female ,kind,funny,and loving

i love shalyssa

by chick 12345 November 7, 2019

salyssa

Beautiful, Smart, Kind, Fantastic

Salyssa is the most beautiful and amanzing person you can meet.

by Marie Stuart November 20, 2016

shalyssa

An annoying person. Typically a female, but a boy can be a Shalyssa too. They act like your friend, but really a Shalyssa is a major jerk. Watch out next time someone new joins your friend group, you might not discover they're a Shalyssa until it's too late!

She's a fake friend. Total Shalyssa.

by chickennugget104 May 15, 2016

Shalyssa

Victor's wig.

Omg where is Shalyssa? I haven't seen her since No Tears Left To Cry came out!

by ultrahoe_ June 9, 2018