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Shlumpkin

When a girl is taking a dump while giving you oral sex.

oooo shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!- a Shlumpkin

by shlumpkin she blumpkin August 16, 2009

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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

by Noons June 13, 2008

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shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

Get the shlumpkinmug.

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

Get the shlumpkinmug.

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