n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.
by Josh July 15, 2003
Get the Shlubb mug.1.The guy in the friend group who gets all the shit. This guy uses lip pillows at the nearest foreshore and enjoys any nicotine products
2. Alternativly shlubb is anything you can find and put in a sandwich
2. Alternativly shlubb is anything you can find and put in a sandwich
by Swigofturt January 2, 2026
Get the Shlubb mug.Verb - A unique form of affection that can only be truly demonstrated by an entity normally crippled with anxiety (such as 'possums). "Slubbing" is a completely platonic act of attempting to nuzzle beyond what conventional physics would normally allow, given the normal limitations of two distinct objects occupying the same space at the same time. So, the slubber continuously adjusts the snuggle as if in an attempt to find some glitch allowing them to clip through the slubbee as if reality itself were still in alpha test.
by Ddymus May 11, 2021
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Get the Shlibbing mug.A highly offensive racist ethnic slur (ethnophaulism) purposed to cause offence, that is used towards members of a given minority ethnicity, or to refer to them in a derogatory (that is, critical or disrespectful) pejorative (disapproving or contemptuous), or otherwise insulting manner. It can be used as a term expressing a desire to enslave with deep connotations to slavery.
by Justice 4 Ethnic Minorities September 11, 2020
Get the Shubba mug.Shlube is a game in which two competitors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.
by Kovs13 August 17, 2011
Get the Shlube mug.King Arthur: "Did you say shrubberies?"
Roger the Shrubber: "Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."
Roger the Shrubber: "Yes, shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies."
by MusP July 6, 2011
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