Shlobberknocker 

A Person who is so intoxicated that they're drooling all over themselves, can no longer speak or comprehend reality.

Let's get shlobberknockered up

Shlobberknocker by MzHeythurr July 18, 2011

slobberknocker 

made famous by JR (Jim Ross) in WWE it is used to say some thing big has happened.

Well. Jerry, that was a slobberknocker of a match tonight.

slobberknocker by Ladababiez April 11, 2007

slobberknocker 

In football, a good hard hit where you can see spit fly from the helmet.

Now THAT was a good slobberknocker!

slobberknocker by Suzzie September 27, 2003

slobberknockered 

1) adj. To be extremely intoxicated or in a drunken state.

2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.

1) I am going to get completely sloshed and slobberknockered tonight at the party.

2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.

slobberknockered by Abner July 3, 2006

Slobberknocked 

Someone who is intoxicated to the point where they won't stop talking.

Oh no, Bob is drinking again. He's going to come home slobberknocked, I'll be up all night listening to his nonsense.

Slobberknocked by Justin Marko August 2, 2005

chilly slobberknocker 

item found in world of warcraft but also the name for a blowjob given with ice cubes in the mouth

or a blow job given in a cold environment

while it was snowing i got a chilly slobberknocker in my car

chilly slobberknocker by barracknroll May 7, 2009

schlobberknockered 

extremely drunk to the point of embarrassment

Colleen got so schlobberknockered last night that she puked all over the inside of my car.

schlobberknockered by Matt Alexander December 28, 2004