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To get some good head

Kinda like in the song where it goes slob on my knob
You’re gonna get slobbed.

She slobbed me in my car dude.
Slobbed by Eve Whalen June 25, 2018
very drunk. drunk to the point of blackout or self-urination, possibly self defication. usually results in some sort of regret.
"He was so slobbed he slept on the neighbors porch and peed his pants."

"I woke up this morning and one of my eyebrows was gone, along with one of my shoes and all of my money, man I was slobbed last night."
slobbed by rvb June 15, 2006

slobbed her down 

He really slobbed her down.
slobbed her down by 6Feet5 March 24, 2016

slobbed nob 

When the tip of the Penis is slobbered on or salvaged on
Omg Sarah gave me a slobbed nob last night man, it was good

ur knob got slobbed 

when your sleeping, passed out, knocked out, or in any way unconcious and when you wake up your weiner is wet with slobber. As you as you wake up the song "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" starts playing. Next to radio that is playing "Slob on my knob like corn on the cob" there is small post it that says "ur knob got slobbed". The longer the slobber sits on the slobbed weiner it could create a semi-offensive odor that requires a shower. The prime suspects are in the closet gay dudes and nympho pyscho girlfriends.
Victim: Dang... i must have passed out from drinking all that zifandel and vodka. Wait...why is my weiner wet?

radio starts playing "slob on my knob like corn on the cob" with a post it right next to it that "ur knob got slobbed"

Victim: uh oh... I don't have a girlfriend and I go to an all boys school. NOOOOOO!
ur knob got slobbed by Pnon2 January 27, 2010

slobber chopper

A buck toothed bastard who has an offensive face, over populated by tombstone sized teeth and a goofy twat laugh. They are never short of having a ill informed bigoted opinion or a supply of irritating goofy laughs, often accompanied by spindles of repulsive saliva ....
God I hate that stupid slobber chopper bitch, I would like to smash her face in with a golf club. Again, I really should not have married her !