Shlfog

When you want to swear but can't

I wacked my toe in front of my elderly grandmother, "Shlfog" I exclaimed.

by Melissa benoist June 15, 2017

shloog

Words cannot describe the ridiculousness of a shloog. Someone not appreciated and has no reason to be. A complete failure and disappointment in life.

That guy named Zac is such a shloog I'd do anything to slap him sideways

by BBizzy99 February 17, 2017

shlog

(v.) The act of defecating into a sock, dipping it into water, and using it to beat someone, preferably in the face.

Josh wanted to pull a prank on garret, so he thought about shlogging him.

Josh was going to shlog garret.

by Josh Heape November 9, 2007

Shlogpper

Derived from the two words 'Slut' and 'Whopper'.

An offensive term used to insult a large overweight female who gets around.

Awwwww shlogpper!!

by thatmaxguy123 June 10, 2010

selfography

The study of selfie taking.

I study selfography.

by The Dark Fish April 14, 2014

Shlogadamada

Sh-low-ga-da-may-da (noun)

When extreme heat and humidity result in perspiration that causes your testicle to stick to the side of your leg.

I went commando today and it's causing major shlogadamada.

by JoshTheMadTitan January 6, 2015

Shlogpper

Pronounced: shl-o-pa

The word 'shlogpper' comes from to words: Slut and Whopper.

It is an offensive term used insult a female who is a whopper (fat) and a slut too.

It is not to be used directly rather indirectly. e.g. If a 'shlogpper' is walking across the playground and you are not alone you would yell inconspicuously 'awwwwww shlogpper' and the people you are with will find it rather funny.

Use directly at your own will.

Shlogpper walks past canteen with her miniskirt.
Paul: Awwwwww shlogpper!

by hj195 June 13, 2010