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When a man fucks beyond what is a comfortable length of time for the comfort and well being of a woman's vagina.
Man: If ejaculating prematurely is frowned upon, then wouldn't a post mature ejaculation be preferable ?
Woman: Not exactly.
by ChardTortilla April 25, 2017

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The unsavory act of shitting while having to throw up or heave.
Last night was painful. That burrito I ate twisted my stomach into knots and forced me to sheave all morning.
by ChardTortilla April 21, 2017

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This refers to when an individual is looking at someone in such a manner as to convey sexual interest. The "come fuck me" look.
Dude! That hottie over there is totally giving you the dode eye!
by ChardTortilla April 21, 2017

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