Sheave

The unsavory act of shitting while having to throw up or heave.

Last night was painful. That burrito I ate twisted my stomach into knots and forced me to sheave all morning.

by ChardTortilla April 21, 2017

sheave

To blatantly and openly cheat or break with rules when unnecessary, usually due to laziness; demonstration of unwillingness or disinterest to continue in a competition by intentional self-disqualification

Come on man, don't sheave, there's only one lap to go.

by Curt R. April 09, 2008

Dry Sheaves

The urge to poop after pooping so much there is nothing left. Similar to Dry Heaves.

I was sitting on the toilet for half an hour with the dry sheaves this morning.

by DefNotRight August 28, 2016

dry sheaves

When a person continues to have the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

I pooped 3 times this morning and had dry sheaves for an hour.

by DefNotRight September 22, 2016

Re-sheave

"to change a condom while in the middle of a gang bang"

Wow, after the third girl I had to re-sheave.

by Scawt1984 September 03, 2016

dry sheaves

After pooping, still having the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

My stomach is cramping and I've had dry sheaves all day.

by DefNotRight September 22, 2016