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shalagoo 

to damage or mangle someone/something in an act of aggression
friend 1: toilet paper goes under.
friend 2: i want to shalagoo your face.
shalagoo by goobashalooga April 14, 2022

Shlaapdoodled 

This can mean a range of different meanings but most refer to dominating someone physically or otherwise. This word can basically be used interchangeably with fuck in a verb form and in all the same situations.
1. Yo i absolutely shlaapdoodled my wife last night.
2. Dude your bouta get shlaapdoodled doodles on the court.
Shlaapdoodled by The shlaapdoodler October 27, 2020

shlamagoo 

Bro 1: yo bro you have a massive shlamagoo
Bro 2: thanks bro you too

*soft kiss on the cheek*

shlawnpoofa 

the engine on a car in barbie life in the dream house
oh no!! my shlawnpoofa went out!
shlawnpoofa by @unknown130616 November 26, 2022

Shllazoopy/ Shllazooped out 

saggy, banana-shaped breasts. usually unattractive looking breasts on a woman.
that girls tits were shllazoopy. her boobs were shllazooped-out. Shllazoopy/ Shllazooped out

shalamoongoo 

to annoy people or annoying person
hey your a big shalamoongoo
shalamoongoo by bofal November 24, 2021
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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