Shjart
The act of shartting (fart with a little shit rose bud) into a jar. This is a combination of shartting and jartting.
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Shartini
Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
Shartini by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017
rapid shartation
Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....
After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.
rapid shartation by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021
shart
I know it happens to everyone, but you can't admit that you just sharted; make up an excuse to go home and change your undies.
Sharth Vader
The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weird fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.
That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant dingleberry?
Sharth Vader by shartilingus October 4, 2011
The Shart Rule
This is a nationally recognized rule that all persons are allowed two sharts a year without receiving any slander. Once an individual reaches the age of 50, one shart is added to their yearly limit(3 total sharts). Once this individual hits 70 they awarded unlimited sharts. If said person exceeds the shart limit they are then subject to slander. If said individual does not reach the quota, there are no rollover sharts.
“Did you hear that Ryan broke the shart rule? That’s 2 years in a row!”
“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”
“I just sharted myself , only one more until I have surpassed the shart rule.”
The Shart Rule by Bowel movements of America July 13, 2021
shartgasm
A shartgasm: masturbating before you have diarrhea. Cumming and making the first wet push at the same time.
I sat down an hour after indian food and decided to jerk off. I came just as the first salvo came out- what a shartgasm!!