Shityence

Delicious shityence

Man, I’m down for some shityence tonight

Shityence by Brumpeepeenigga June 8, 2019

shitgeneering 

When your engineering department produces shity work.

The guys at work all produce shity engineering work while working on shity projects.

While Blaine was writing his book Jim was busy shitgeneering a project.

John was up in Australia visiting the job site. That's when he noticed he would have to do some additional shitgeneering on his project.

Boss walked in and saw Dave was playing with his Mandingo and said "quit playing with your Mandingo and get some shitgeneering done".

shitgeneering by BlueCrushBBN January 30, 2018

fagatar the last shitbender 

Some gay-ass japanimation about a bald headed kid riding a flying buffalo or something. It sucks harder than most japanimation and that's saying something.

Goddamn TiVo keeps taping Fagatar the Last Shitbender without being asked.

fagatar the last shitbender by SkidMarkyMark November 11, 2007

The Last Shitbender 

The Last Shitbender is a upcoming movie based on the popular TV series Avatar: The Last Airbender. It is being directed by M. Night Shyamalan (which pretty much guarantees this will be crap) and fails to represent the show in any way possible. Oh yeah, it has white people portraying characters who were drawn to look Asian or Inuit. Yeah, this is certainly going to be a pile of shit.

John: Hey! You hear about the brand new movie coming out based on Avatar: The Last Airbender?! Doesn't it look good?

Bob: Oh yeah, The Last Shitbender by M. Night. I am not fond of viewing shit so I will skip this movie over.

The Last Shitbender by johnnyt12341 January 15, 2010

Shilence 

something you say when yelling shut up and silence isn't enough; a combination of shut up and silence

Girl : "I'm obviously better than you."
Guy: "Ahhhh! Shilence! -_-"

Shilence by V<D September 18, 2011

Mid-shittance 

When someone tries to talk to you or distract you in some form or fashion while you are trying to "drop the kids off at the pool."

An interruption in one of mankind's most important rituals, taking a massive dump.

My wife always wants to ask me what I think about her dress and interrupt me mid-shittance.

My phone won't stop ringing. It keeps going off mid-shittance.

Mid-shittance by The Footlong .. and then some May 6, 2016

Shitsense 

Nonsense, or something really stupid.

Stop talking shitsense and tell me what happened last night!

Shitsense by uniPORN February 23, 2009