shitwalker

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.

Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!

by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015

Shitwalker

(N. ADJ) - A person that crab walks from one bathroom to another or stall to find toilet paper 🧻

I was in the bathroom washing my hands and this shitwalker came out of the stall and went into the other one

by Nomad barbie September 23, 2020

Skinwalker

North-American cryptid.
Often described as being a tall, skinny humanoid with elongated limbs and smelling of decay and/or copper.
Known to be extremely fast, agile, resilient, and most of all dangerous. They are also known to be able to mimic
voices and speech patterns to an extent.

Deep in a forest:

-*sniff* "Ugh wtf is that smell?"
-*kid shouting for help not far off in the distance* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Who's there?! Are you hurt?! Where are you?!"
-*kid shouting for help again* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Hang in there! I'm on my way!"
-*kid shouting louder* "HELP ME! AAA HELP!"
-"I'm almost there! Just hang o-" *realises the kid's shouts have sounded

identical each time, both in intonation and rhythm*

*indentifies smell as copper mixed with rotten meat*
-*kid shouts in a distorted-like manner*

"HELP ME! AAA HELP! T-he-e mo-onst-er i-i-i-isss goi-n-n-n-g to ea-at meeeeEEEEEEE!!"
-*blood freezes and tears swell up as a skinwalker rises from behind some boulders*

"W-what the fu-"

by BigSchoolBoi February 2, 2020

Shitwhacker

An ignorant, slow-witted person who loafs around the local scene trying to get wasted, repeats whatever you say to everyone and gets themselves arrested on the regular for things most folks are smart enough not to get caught doing. Usually people just leave them be except for the cops, who they always manage to piss off.

"yo, this dude has got a big mouth!"
" nah, don't even worry about it. He's just some shitwhacker I see here all the time. Pay him no mind. Last week he got arrested for pissing on a cop car then asking the cop if he had some paper towels so he could dry the piss off his shoe."

by K. Washington July 25, 2016

shitwafer

a shitwafer is a slightly built shithead. this person is likely very weak physically, but has a big mouth that spews mostly bullshit. they are delicate and hollow.

is that little shitwafer giving me lip??

by ken power January 15, 2008

Matthew Shitaker

A disparaging nickname for the clueless and obscene brown-noser of our Grabber in Chief, the interim acting Attorney General.

Another sad actor in the most recent and pitiable Trump Dump is Matthew Shitaker.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

shitcaller

One who calls attention to problems people don't want to talk about, often in a fashion that offends others. Connotes a degree of righteous indignation or "uncomfortable truth".

"Dude's a shitcaller, but you have to admit he has a point."

by Imbrotep October 15, 2014