shitteritus

The feeling of being extremely tired after taking a hefty shit

You:"Yo john! I just took the hugest shit ever!"

Your friend:"I think you're getting shitteritus, I'm starting to see bags under your eyes"

by JbearAndRbear March 25, 2012

shitterature

Literature that one would take to the shitter, hence the term. Sunday funnies, album notes, and yearbooks are all good examples because they tend to distract from the dank smell of your feces. Shitterature usually does not include novels or any other piece of literature that requires concentration.

I didn't bring any shitterature with me so I was trapped reading the shampoo bottles' ingredients.

by Kanino July 19, 2007

shiterious

another name for serious but cooler

"Oh my god dude i think i just won the lottery!"
"Are you shiterious?"

by guywhomadethiswordiscool May 12, 2009

Shitterature

Any form of literature used to entertain yourself while shitting.

Nothing fights bathroom boredom like a good stack of shitterature.

by Pious92 August 21, 2012

Shitzteritus

A common disease widespread throughout Area 51 due to the aliens giving the poop dealers poop and is spread while others touching poop. (common) 500,000 U.S cases per year. This disease is treatable by eating coke and mentos (usually takes 666 days to heal).

He went to the poop dealer and received Shitzteritus from eating Bhocalate bhip bookies when the poop dealer touched them.

by Ballflapcrap September 8, 2019

shittertits

Dead beat smell like shit nipples on a man that raped a hellpless woman.

Tits on a man possessed by satanic slavery.

Nipplrd on a dead beat bastardo as he will try to cover them in a cotton shirt, but still smells like shit. He is obsessed with women's nipples because he none since they are just shit. Will try to make them women's nipples imitate his which dead beated shitted tits.

Horrible unhealthy tits on a male.

Chris caressed his shittertits and told me to suck on them.

I told Chris I wasn't going to suck on his shittertits and he told me to go to hell and then raped me.

by cammybuns June 19, 2010

shitternuts

a made up word to replace a cuss.

Holy shitternuts!
Aw shitternuts!

by KJ,.,.,., July 14, 2014