The small window of opportunity you have to go poop when you first start feeling like you need to take a crap. This window goes away if you ingore the urge or don't take time to go poop right then. If you don't get your crapping done within this window, you may be screwed the rest of the day.
by VKM January 16, 2008
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Etymology:
shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
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|---> shit times infinity
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|----> shitfinity.
Etymology:
shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
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|---> shit times infinity
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|----> shitfinity.
by Refried February 22, 2004
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1. turd grid-lock 2. a loitering turd 3. the slow moving passage of a single turd 4.a long lapse of time, as in a public restroom stall that causes those waiting in line to seek another stall
Breaking News ..."Ty-D-Bol has launched a search and rescue mission to find a missing party-goer, last seen venturing into the men's room after complaining about an upset stomach. His pals stated he had been in the bathroom for what seemed like a shiternity and grew concerned when he did not return to the party....."
by TeeJay69 February 24, 2008
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by FreeSingularity May 2, 2019
Get the shitcurity mug.Shitznity is used when you do have anything logical to say that is somewhat appropriate to a PG13 audience and above
Rather using WTF - Oh, Shitznity! Is somewhat classy
Rather using WTF - Oh, Shitznity! Is somewhat classy
Ohhhh Shitznity! Are you kidding me?
Or rather using “Ohhhh, Snap!” You say, “Ohhhhhh, Shitznity!”
When you’ve accidentally stepped on a Lego piece and rather cursing - Shitznity! Is the WT#%^
Or rather using “Ohhhh, Snap!” You say, “Ohhhhhh, Shitznity!”
When you’ve accidentally stepped on a Lego piece and rather cursing - Shitznity! Is the WT#%^
by ButterflizGhost February 20, 2022
Get the Shitznity mug.The actual name of Comcast's television, internet, and telephone service. The beloved cable company, widely respected for its honesty and top-notch customer service, was just trying to give its product an accurate name. However, customer complaints about the obscenity soon forced them to censor the name to "xfinity". Sometimes stylized as SHITFINITY®.
After his bill nearly doubled, Dave spent over an hour on hold determined to cancel his Comcast SHITFINITY®, but once the service rep. finally answered she simply refused to let him cancel it.
by Chuuupa July 23, 2016
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Chad: Jim, the level of shittitity in that statement you just made is at least a 67 on the scale.
Chad: Jim, the level of shittitity in that statement you just made is at least a 67 on the scale.
by JeffarryLounder November 11, 2020
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