Shittory Sputters Share definition Flag Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks. "Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier." Shittory Sputters by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009 Get the Shittory Sputters mug.