shitteded 

The past tense of shit according to people with a low IQ

Aydan said Eric shitteded on the bed and I said no dumbass he shat on the bed.

shitteded by Hestupid40 June 1, 2016

shitteded 

when ur a dyslexic 5 yrold and this is what u think past tense of shit is although its funny

kid: hey mommy guess what. mom: what. kid: i fudden shitteded

shitteded by i_shitteded March 7, 2021

Shitteded 

You shitteded

"I shitteded"

Shitteded by Tatogxd March 27, 2022

shitted on 

the act of someone totally and utterly making something or someone look misicule and insignificant.

1. josh just shitted on that guy in madden
2. i just shitted on the dishes right now

shitted on by nico assenti January 29, 2008

Shitweed 

On the farm, sometimes, weeds will sprout out of cow patties. They are called "shitweeds". The term is also used for a person who is miserably disagreeable, an asshole or a jerk, but has a greater depth of meaning. It represents someone who is bad and worthless (like a weed) who was spawned by something equally worthless (like shit). A person who is a "shitweed" is similar to white trash, a low and base person raised by low and base people.

Man #1: "Did you meet Joan's new boyfriend?"

Man #2: "Yeah, he's a piece of work, isn't he?"

Man #1: "I know him and his family, they are all garbage. The guy is a real shitweed!"

Shitweed by DallasDeckard August 22, 2008

shattered the glass 

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

shattered the glass by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

Shattered Mast 

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

Shattered Mast by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016