Shitnosing 

The act of letting loose diarrhea into somebody's mouth, taping it shut, and tickling them until it shoots out their nose.

I heard he was doing some hard shitnosing at Friday's party.

Shitnosing by 321blacksmith November 29, 2012

shitsing

Verb:
To cover the surrounding area in shit

Said almost always after you think you are going to brown

"I'm shitsing!!!!"

shitsing by Cumswamp December 2, 2021

elastic shitposting 

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.

Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.

elastic shitposting by Guild the Lily November 8, 2020

Shitposting 

Ironically posting something which to the average person looks just like a cringy or weird or stereotypical post conforming to a norm, but is intended to mock, insult, or amuse.

"What do I do when the Haters dab back?" - Jack Douglass

This is an example of shitposting.

Shitposting by thesinner6666 May 30, 2018

Realtime shitposting 

Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.

There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.

Realtime shitposting by Sidney's natural resources August 25, 2019

r/shitposting 

r/shitposting is a lie if you came here for your shit kink im sorry but hmu later anyway its a bunch of mentally ill people who like to say cum alot

omg jenny likes r/shitposting i know right? god i wanna just die knowing that

r/shitposting by porneuilus hubert the third August 4, 2021

shitposting hypothesis 

A hypothesis proposed by C.P.and A.P., which stipulates that the incidence of irrelevant comments increases proportionally to the duration of existence of a group chat conversation originally formed with a single, focused purpose.

Our group chat regarding grass-root political organizing in Cyprus has deteriorated into relentless shitposting about petty politics and vegan recipes, confirming our shitposting hypothesis.

shitposting hypothesis by piklachou September 9, 2021