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When one's nipples are very perky and are noticeable through their shirt. Unfortunately, this seems to happen more to middle aged men than anyone else. :'(
Bill: Dude, look at Jeremy, he has fuckin' shiznipples.
Dan: I know man, they're like fucking mountains!
by MotherLiquorLicker October 19, 2011

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