Definitions by MotherLiquorLicker

Shiznipples 

When one's nipples are very perky and are noticeable through their shirt. Unfortunately, this seems to happen more to middle aged men than anyone else. :'(

Bill: Dude, look at Jeremy, he has fuckin' shiznipples.
Dan: I know man, they're like fucking mountains!

Shiznipples by MotherLiquorLicker October 20, 2011