Shitigious

Describing the actions of a shitty person prone to create situations that allow them to sue for cash they don’t deserve

That shitigious asshole recorded me saying something illegal and now she’s suing the company. And we’re going to settle. wtf!

That shitigious bitch slammed on her brakes just so I’d run into her.

Shitigious by Harrydogyo September 22, 2021

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shitorious

adjective: shitorious (a blend or a portmanteau word such as George W. Bush's "strategery" word he reportedly said he "owns" while SNL's producer, Lorne Michaels, said it was used by Will Ferrell in a satirical skit ).
1. the ultimate glorification of the word "shit"

Trump's behavior in office could be described by someone as dangerously juvenile, deviant and shitorious.

shitorious by sdurfee February 2, 2018

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Shitigious • Shitagious • shitacious • shitlicious • shitious • shitatious • shiterious • shitiditus • Shitigroup • Shititeous

shitious

The feeling of not feeling so good. Feeling shitty but with a more sophisticated expression.

After eating that McDirty Burger, Tom is feeling quite shitious.

shitious by Paul H. January 5, 2009

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Shitigroup

A commonly used term for Citigroup amongst investors and on the street. Citigroup suffered massive financial losses during the 2008 financial due to exposure to troubled mortgages in the form of Collateralized debt obligation (CDO's), compounded by poor risk management The company then massively diluted shares to raise money. Seemingly out of the crisis in 2011 and shed of its govt ownership, the company instituted a despicable reverse split which every one but the management seems to know would further destroy the stock price. With the stock price down almost 97% since before the crisis, the management keeps giving itself massive bonuses while shareholders value plummets. Its past CEO, Chuck Prince who presided over Citigroup's catastrophic losses got a severance of about $150 million, not bad for making the share holders bankrupt.

Shitigroup's stock tanked again, no surprise there, no one wants to hold Shiti with a 10 foot pole or their poles.
Their smooth talking CEO, Pandit the Bandit's paycheck is now worth almost the entire dividend given to shareholders despite the fact the company's shares have lost almost 97% of its value under his tenure.

Shitigroup by rufustherat October 7, 2011